Newton in Romantic Mood

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend
with some loss of money "


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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play
and break the legs of the boy. "


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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "


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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping ."


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