SARE JAHAN ACHHA HINDUSTAAN HAMARA

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Thought of Life

1) Money is unstable.


2) Every man plays his part on the stage upon this earth.


3) Beauty without virtue has no value.


4) The ambitious abide by their undertaking.


5) Killing anyone treacherously is no bravery.


6) Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and -wise.


7) Pride has a fall .


8) familiarity breeds contempt.


9) Avoid extremes.


10) Undue regard breeds suspicious.


11) Fire fallen on stone puts out itself in due course.


12) All rises must end in fall.


13) Man's life wholly depends at the mercy of Fate.


14) Cars and dogs reside in side the palace. However the elephant outside is offered everything he need.


15) Difficulty is the mother of invention.


16) Even the kith and kin do not like to stay with a person who follows the wrong path.


17) Even a wicked man can turn into a great saint if he follows good conduct.


18) It's no use pumping a dry well.


19) A man after money knows no law or relative.


20) No sweet ,without sweat.


21) Better an open enemy than a false friend.


22) A Little knowledge is dangerous thing.


23) He is real orator who express great thought in few words.


24) As you sow, so you reap.


25) Heart broken by insult ,cannot be repaired.


26) The illiterate can't protect his wealth.


27) Never imitate blindly ,otherwise you will punish like a monkey pulling up a wedge.


28) Failure is the step-stone to success.


29) You can take the horse to the water but you can't make it drink.


30) It is undoubtedly very difficult to curb the restless mind, but it can be controlled by constant practice and by detachment.


31) With my good behavior , I can proudly say, I am a man and not be beast.


32) Ignorant, faithless and suspicious ruin themselves.


33) First deserve and then desire


34) let noble thought come to us from all sides.


35) An idle mind is devil's workshop.


36) he who controls his mind ,finds solace in life.


37) Preceptor's word should be always welcome.


38) Our body is gift from gift.


39) The perfect Soul knows that is the field of soul in which man grows virtues and vices.


40) The senses are so powerful that they forcibly carry away the mind of the great personalities even.


41) Fear of God is the beginning of our progress.


42) O God, the supreme lord exists in everyone's heart.


43) God is Almightily.


44) The magnanimous believe the whole world is one family.


45) Poverty never fulfils the wishes of the poor.


46) If wishes were horses, beggars would ride them.

Before drink and after drink

roll down to see the girl taking 6 beers.
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Converstion between NRI husband and his wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
ABCD


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses .


Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart
ABC

MY Hobby Is To See Bubble In The Bathtub. (Funny)

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the
students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, "Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.
Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all
there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next."

Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the
spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next."

Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in
the bathtub."

Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be
sincere. Ok next."

This continues...
and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is
to see bubble in the bathtub."

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be
able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please."

First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."

Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok
next."

Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."

Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok
next. You sweet girl; Yes you..."

Most beautiful girl of the class:
"Madam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath
three times a day."

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Recruitment of Probationary Officers in State Bank of India

Recruitment of Probationary Officers in State Bank of India,
Written examinations to be held on 27.04.2008


CENTRAL RECRUITMENT & PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
(ADVERTISEMENT NO. CRPD/PO/2007/10 )
PROBATIONARY OFFICERS IN STATE BANK OF INDIA

Applications are invited from eligible Indian Citizens for appointment as Probationary Officers in State Bank of India (SBI). Candidates selected for existing vacancies are liable to be posted anywhere in India.

VACANCIES : SC-150, ST-75, OBC-270, Gen.-505, Total : 1000. 28 vacancies for OH category & 33 vacancies for VH category candidates are reserved horizontally. Vacancies including reserved vacancies are provisional and may vary according to the requirement of the Bank.

LAST DATE FOR RECEIPT OF APPLICATIONS : APPLICATION MUST REACH THE DESIGNATED ADDRESS ON OR BEFORE 16/02/2008.

Download Form Detail

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Biztalk server ebooks

First Steps: Developing BizTalk Applications

First Steps: Developing BizTalk Applications is a primer to most other introductory BizTalk books. If you feel like traditional beginning books are too abstract, and that you are mired in detail and missing the big picture, check out this book. It's not a reference -- it's a jumpstart to learning BizTalk. You learn about the product in a phased approach. This way, you learn just what you need to know, when you need to know it. And the entire book is example-based: you learn by doing. Each phase provides detailed instructions for creating, deploying, and testing a BizTalk project. Through the book's projects, you will be exposed to orchestrations, pipelines, maps, schemas, messages, ports, shapes, the BizTalk Server Administration console, and the Health and Activity Tracking (HAT) tool. To quickly get ahead and quick-start your BizTalk learning process, this book is for you.

Professional BizTalk Server 2006

This book provides insight into how industry experts have successfully architected, developed, and maintained Microsoft BizTalk Server in mission-critical environments. Authored by highly-regarded consultants with a wealth of knowledge on designing, building, and operating enterprise applications using BizTalk, this comprehensive guide gives you the techniques and best practices you'll need to develop effective projects.

Pro BizTalk 2006 (Pro)

Pro BizTalk 2006 is a high-end resource that is based on real feedback from BizTalk developers. Authors George Dunphy and Ahmed Metwally are well known within the BizTalk community, and here they cover topics not discussed in other books, like performance tuning, scalability, and administration. This book also features examples of specific, real-world implementations.

Foundations of BizTalk Server 2006 (Foundations)

Since Microsofts release of BizTalk Server 2006, there is a serious need for more documentation on this product. Foundations of BizTalk Server 2006 fills that void. The book will take you from novice to professional, equipping you with the tools youll need to get started in the world of BizTalk server integration. From installation to deployment, you will grow increasingly more comfortable with the product as you work through a multitude of hands-on examples and demo applications. This book will demystify the product and emphasize the new 2006 BizTalk Server features. So even if youre a reluctant reader at first, youll gain full confidence in the product by books end.

BizTalk 2006 Recipes: A Problem-Solution Approach

BizTalk 2006 Recipes: A Problem-Solution Approach is based on the experiences of many of the most prominent experts in the field. It features over 170 problem-solving recipes for BizTalk developers and administrators. BizTalk Server 2006 builds on the heritage and core architecture of BizTalk Server 2004, leading to a powerful tool that encompasses the latest Microsoft technologies and industry standards for automating and managing business processes. BizTalk Server 2006 adds incremental value to BizTalk 2004 by improving administration, deployment, and other key areas of the product.

XML and SOAP Programming for BizTalk Servers
With XML AND SOAP PROGRAMMING FOR BIZTALK SERVERS, enterprise developers get the work-ready information and tools they need to help their organizations meet the challenge of doing business in 'Internet time'. Author Brian Travis-a highly regarded XML instructor and solutions developer-offers expert guidance for building real-world, business-to-business (B2B) e-commerce applications using XML and BizTalk. This practical, code-rich book begins with an overview of XML in the B2B context, including coverage of XSL and industry schemas. Readers then dive into the BizTalk framework for application integration, stepping through the development of a working BizTalk server application. All the book's code is featured on CD-ROM so programmers can see what the syntax looks like and better comprehend the intricacies of implementing BizTalk solutions; the Microsoft BizTalk Server 2000 Technical Preview helps expedite development of their own B2B applications. Case study discussions and a summary of references help round out the reader's understanding of technological and business considerations.

Business Process Execution Language for Web Services BPEL and BPEL4WS 2nd Edition

The book blends a broad architectural view with the detailed coverage of syntax and practical implementation required for working with BPEL This book covers the BPEL4WS standard and two BPEL4WS servers — the Oracle BPEL4WS Process Manager and Microsoft BizTalk Server 2004. It provides comprehensive coverage of the BPEL4WS syntax and shows how to use BPEL4WS by examples. The book prepares for the coverage of the BPEL4WS standard and servers with a chapter on the web services orchestration stack.
This book aimed at technical architects and developers in the technical design phase of advanced e-business solutions dealing with the issues of orchestration, transactions, coordination, and security. The book presumes knowledge of XML and web services (SOAP, WSDL, UDDI), Web services development (either on J2EE or .NET), and Multi-tier architectures. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Microsoft BizTalk Server 2004 Unleashed

Microsoft BizTalk Server 2004 Unleashed is your tool to unleash the power of Microsoft's BizTalk Server 2004. Learn how to use the server as an enterprise application integration tool and how to exploit its key strengths to orchestrate e-commerce business processes in B2B and B2C environments. Providing complete coverage of system architecture, application integration, messaging and migration, Unleashed also illustrates practical application of the server through an entire section dedicated to real-world case studies of businesses using BizTalk Server 2004 on a daily basis. As seen in these examples, there can be obstacles along the way to success, but Microsoft BizTalk Server 2004 Unleashed will help you overcome each one.

A nice letter to her pappa.....!

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.


Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.
It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know
when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos,
and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy
together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days
is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way
of our relationship, don't you agree?


Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He
wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too.


Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!


Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.


Your loving daughter,
Rosie.



At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:


PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for
me to come home.


I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie
*************

HOWWAZAT,

U & I In This Beautiful WORLD

U & I In This Beautiful WORLD

Who invented A,B,C,D,E,.. ......... ......... ......... .Z did a great
thing.
But he kept U and I very very far.

But I still got a place where U and I are very close..... in fact
together.... ...

Do you know where U and I can be together.... .....

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It is on the keyboard.... .

STUPID , don't see the keyboard now!!

Never Marry a software girl

HELL'O' LISTEN All
NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL


Never love a Testing girl since she alwaysdoubts U.

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE

APPSC Group 1 ,Group 2 2008 Notification and Revised Syllabus

APPSC has informed that the Commission have scheduled the written examinations for group 1, group 4, JL Recruitments.
The details of the Recruitments and the dates of the Examinations are as follows

Sl.No.	Name of the Recruitment and Notification No.	Date of Examination
01	Jr.Lecturers in Government Junior Colleges.Notification No : 19/2008	04-07-2010
02	Gr-I Service Preliminary Examination Notification No : 39/2008	25-07-2010
03	Gr-IV Service – Hostel Welfare Officers Notification No : 41/2008	08-08-2010
04	Gr-IV Service- Junior Assts. & Supervisors / MatronsGrade-II Notification No : 40/2008	03-10-2010

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Appsc Group2 results pdf

Group 1 notification is released today i.e 27th Dec 2007.appsc told that a total of 197 post to fill by this notification. The applications are available from 21th Jan 2008 and the last date to send the filled allication is 8th Feb 2008.
the details no of posts in each category as follows

post category	No of positions
Deputy Superintendent of Police	46
Commercial Tax Office	34
Assistant Audit Officers	43
etc......

Group 2 notification is released on 28th Dec 2007.appsc told that a total of 1468 posts to be filled by this notification. The applications are available from 11th Feb 2008 and the last date to send the filled allication is 29th Feb 2008.

to get the application by post, Send a demand draft of Rs 60. drawn on the name

Printer Publisher,
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Appsc office,
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for more details visit http://appsc.ap.nic.in



SYLLABUS FOR SCREENING TEST

(For MAINS syllabus, please click here)

(OBJECTIVE TYPE)

GENERAL STUDIES AND MENTAL ABILITY

Marks: 150 Minutes: 150

1. General Science – Contemporary developments in Science and Technology and their implications including matters of every day observation and experience, as may be expected of a well-educated person who has not made a special study of any scientific discipline.

2. Current events of national and international importance.

3. History of India – emphasis will be on broad general understanding of the subject in its social, economic, cultural and political aspects with a focus on AP Indian National Movement.

4. World Geography and Geography of India with a focus on AP.

5. Indian Polity and Economy – including the country’s political system- rural development – Planning and economic reforms in India.

6. Mental ability – reasoning and inferences.

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